In this spoof of "March of the Penguins," nature footage of penguins near the South Pole gets a soundtrack of human voices. Carl and Jimmy, best friends, walk 70 miles to the mating grounds where the female penguins wait. The huddled masses of females - especially Melissa and Vicki - talk about males, mating, and what might happen this year. Carl, Jimmy, and the other males make the long trek talking about food, fornication and flatulence. Until this year, Carl's sex life has been dismal, but he falls hard for Melissa. She seems to like him. A crisis develops when Jimmy comes upon something soft in the dark. Can friends forgive? Does parenthood await Carl and Melissa?
Samuel L. Jackson
as Narrator (voice)
Alyson Hannigan
as Hottie Penguin (voice)
Bob Saget
as Carl (voice)
Brie Larson
as I Need a Z-Pack Penguin (voice)
Carlos Mencia
as Juan Sanchez (voice)
Dave Coulier
as There's No Snow Penguin (voice)
John Stamos
as What's Global Warming Penguin (voice)
Jodie Sweetin
as He's So Gross Penguin (voice)
Lori Loughlin
as Melvin-smacking Penguin (voice)
Jason Biggs
as Insecure Penguin (voice)
Jim Belushi
as They're all bitches Penguin (voice)
Whoopi Goldberg
as Helen (voice)
