Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.
Mike Myers
as Guru Pitka
Jessica Alba
as Jane Bullard
Justin Timberlake
as Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé
Romany Malco
as Darren Roanoke
Meagan Good
as Prudence
John Oliver
as Dick Pants
Verne Troyer
as Coach Punch Cherkov
Manu Narayan
as Rajneesh
Stephen Colbert
as Jay Kell
Jim Gaffigan
as Trent Lueders
Ben Kingsley
as Guru Tugginmypuddha
Omid Djalili
as Guru Satchabigknoba
