A movie within a movie, created to spoof the martial arts genre. Writer/director Steve Oedekerk uses contemporary characters and splices them into a 1970s kung-fu film, weaving the new and old together. As the main character, The Chosen One, Oedekerk sets off to avenge the deaths of his parents at the hands of kung-fu legend Master Pain. Along the way he encounters some strange characters.
Steve Oedekerk
as The Chosen One
Lung Fei
as Master Pain (Betty) (archive footage)
Leo Lee
as Young Master Pain
Hsieh Ling-ling
as Ling (archive footage)
劉家榮
as Wimp Lo (archive footage)
Lin Yan
as Dying Ling
Chen Hui-Lou
as Master Tang (archive footage)
Jennifer Tung
as Whoa
Ming Lo
as Father
Peggy Lu
as Mother
Tad Horino
as Chew Fat Lip
Tori Tran
as Peasant Woman