Maurice and Dave sell high-end cuts of beef, but after hitting a patch of no sales, they're facing being fired. Maurice needs money to enroll in his final semester of acupuncture school, and the recently-separated Dave needs money for his daughter's birthday gift. Their final client card—a beautiful woman—is attracted to Maurice, but a desperate call from a suicidal friend interrupts her signing the contract. Still hoping to close the sale, they offer to drive her to the friend's house—where their troubles multiply.
Ray Romano
as Maurice
Kevin James
as Dave
Sofía Vergara
as Loridonna
Juliette Lewis
as Suzanne
Burt Reynolds
as Goldbluth
Ariel Winter
as Dolly
Mary Lynn Rajskub
as Renee
Lisa Jane Persky
as Sally Wilson
Caroline Aaron
as Faye Goldbluth
Dorie Barton
as Kristy the Waitress
Lisa Edelstein
as Carolyn
Michael Rapaport
as Bobby
