Collins College needs a new department head for their science department, so Doctors Carter and Zorch consult Thinko, the campus computer, and come up with Dr. Mathilda West, who has degrees in lots of things, but turns out to be disruptively attractive as well.
Mamie Van Doren
as Dr. Mathilda West, aka Tassels Monclair
Tuesday Weld
as Jody
Mijanou Bardot
as Suzanne
Mickey Shaughnessy
as Boomie
Louis Nye
as Dr. Zorch
Pamela Mason
as Dr. Myrtle Carter
Martin Milner
as George Barton
Conway Twitty
as Conway Twitty
Jackie Coogan
as Wildcat MacPherson
John Carradine
as Prof. Watts
Maila Nurmi
as Etta Toodie
Jack Carr
as Policeman
