Hypochondriac Danny Weems gets drafted and accidentally smuggles his girlfriend aboard his Pacific-bound troopship.
Danny Kaye
as Danny Weems
Dinah Shore
as Virginia Merrill
Dana Andrews
as Joe Nelson
Constance Dowling
as Mary Morgan
Knox Manning
as Narration (voice)
Louis Calhern
as Colonel Ashley
George Mathews
as Blackie
Benny Baker
as Butterball
Elisha Cook Jr.
as Info Jones
Lyle Talbot
as Sergeant Gelsey
Walter Catlett
as Major Brock
George Meeker
as Ashley's Aide
