A bizarre portrait of the New York singles scene.
Robert Downey Sr.
as Pvt. Stewart Thompson
Alan Abel
as Himself
Lawrence Wolf
as President James A. Garfield
Prentice Wilhite
as Charles Guiteau
Linda Diesem
as Mrs. Garfield
Aimée Eccles
as Chinese Girl
Don Calfa
as Priest
Paula Morris
as Priest's Woman / Prostitute