Evil megastores have transformed Christmas into a hellish consumeristic nightmare full of greed and violence. Only Santa Claus (as played by The Toxic Avenger) and his heavenly friends can restore love and happiness to the holiday season!
John Patrick Brennan
as Mother Teresa / OJ Simpson / Rudolph / Various
Josafat Concepcion
as The Tooth Fairy
Lloyd Kaufman
as Buddha / Abraham Lincon
Ben Kissel
as The Toxic Avenger
