You'd better watch out - Santa Claus Willie T. Soke is coming to town and he doesn't care if you've been naughty or nice. Wille's favorite holiday tradition is to fill his sacks with loot lifted from shopping malls across the country. But this year his plot gets derailed by a wisecracking store detective, a sexy bartender, and a kid who's convinced Willie is the real Santa Claus.
Billy Bob Thornton
as Willie
Tony Cox
as Marcus
Lauren Graham
as Sue
Brett Kelly
as The Kid
Lauren Tom
as Lois
Ajay Naidu
as Hindustani Troublemaker
Alex Borstein
as Milwaukee Mom with Photo
John Ritter
as Bob Chipeska
Bernie Mac
as Gin
Lorna Scott
as Milwaukee Mother
Harrison Bieker
as Milwaukee Boy
Alexandra Korhan
as Drum Set Girl