Model and Page 3 favourite Keeley Hazell thinks she's solved all her problems by taking up an unexpectedly high-brow hobby: translating Latin. The language has given her magical powers, enabling her to ward-off the frenzied attention of her adoring fans, and the British Library offers an ideal refuge from the hordes. But when she meets Adam, the one Sun-reader in the country she hadn't bargained for, Keeley is given a lesson in not judging books by their covers. Her journey of discovery will reveal just how far she's come to rely on the advantages of fame. A warped retelling of Ovid's most famous myth, Venus and Adonis, and a comic study of society's obsession with the image.
Keeley Hazell
as Keeley
Ukweli Roach
as Adam
Will Smith
as Simon
Sam Blackmore
as Jakey the Builder
Lucy Cudden
as Phone messages
Jot Davies
as Phone messages
Melody Grove
as Narrator
Marina Hayter
as Suzanne the Librarian
Michael Grady-Hall
as George
Peter F. Gardiner
as Roadwork
Matt McCooey
as Phone messages
Amanda Morgan
as Phone messages
